# MATHS MAGIC:
MATHS MAGIC 259 x (Ur Age) x 39 = ? Try it & you will be surprised to see the result. Apki Age 3 bar apko likhi nazar ayegi hows MAGIC...?
# BANANA:
Prof:
Chemical Symbol of Barium?
Sardar:BA
Prof:And Sodium?
Sardar:NA
Prof:What will we gt if 1 Atom of BA & 2 Atoms of NA combine?
Sardar:BANANA! "
# Imran Hashmi:
Everything is possible in this universe, nothing impossible.
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Wana example ?
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Very Simple Yaar,
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Imran Hashmi In Jannat:-)
# 7 Angels:
7 Angels
Visited me & Askd 4 the Most Inteligent,Smart,Nice,Sweet,Nobel,Well Behavd & Well Groomd person
I Gave Them Ur Address
DEKHA?
Kesa Ullo Bnaya
Un Ko?"
#Ladkiyan badal jaati hai:
Ek ladka ek ladki ke saath baitha tha.
2Nd day doosri ladki ke saath dekha gaya.
3Rd day koi aur ladki thi.
4Th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha.
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hai, ladke nahi badaltey!
# Galti aapki hi hogi:
5 Stars
If ever I was rude to u,
If ever I was angry with u,
If ever I misbehaved with u,
then don’t hesitate,
JUST SLAP yourself
Mistake aap ki hi hogi :p
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